Those days..

I remember the day when the orientation period was over,
I saw the result of placement test,
I -as they say- "replaced" in X-E class,
"replaced"? It was my class from the first place,

well, at least I didn't have to running around, trying to find my name in a piece of paper attached to my new class' wall..

nope.. I fortunately didn't have to deal with that kinda situation,,

*switch language >> Indonesian (allow slank)*

hari Snen, Hari ptama abis placement test, hari ptama kali gw ktemu tmen2 yg ditempatin di XE, hari dmana gw ga sempet milih tempat duduk gara2 telat masuk dan dkelas kosong, smua udah pd turun kbawah -upacara...

Seperti yg udah dsebutin diatas, gw dateng agak telat, jadi, boro2 mo knalan2 ma penghuni baru XE.. milih tempat duduk aja cap-cip-cup, cari meja yg kira2 blom ada penghuninya, taro tas, turun kbawah..

Abis upacara, masuk kelas, dan ngliat tempat duduk yg gw taro tas gw dsitu td, udah ada orangnya (gw lupa sapa),, jadilah gw, clingak-clinguk cari tempat kosong..

Lalu, dari kejauhan kulihat... seorang cewek (dari kejauhan si cewek ,hehehe) lagi clingak-clinguk juga, dan gw lihat,, ternyata tempat dsebelahnya kosong..!!

Pada hari itulah makhluk bnama NADYA RASHITA VALENTINA BARUS a.k.a MOLE resmi menjadi my partner in crime ampe skarang, and hopefully sterusnya,, banyak yg nanya, "kok betah", "ga bosen"., etc.. etc.. Well, all I have to say is, they don't know how it fell to be sitting with an unique freakin' hillarious human being.. hohohohho,,

Trus hari2 gw di XE berjalan dgn manis,, mungkin tidak lancar, tapi manis..

waktu pemilihan ketua kelas dibimbing Pak Udi yang "dimenangkan" oleh AMRI PITOYO PRIYADI a.k.a PJ who turns out to be the best head-class I've ever knowned..

waktu pas hari ptama,, gw udah minta "nebeng" pulang bareng AMIR ABDULDJABBAR DALIMUNTHE a.k.a AMIR, yg dsambut dengan baik skali,, (emang gw udah kurang ajar dari awal,, hohoho..) Amir not only accompany me to my house, he, also, turned out to be a very friendly guy,, Feel nice to know him..

Trus knal ama ARYA TRI PRABAWA a.k.a ARYA yang mengubah perspektif gw ttg PL dan murid2nya.. silent but thoughtfull,,

Trus ada PRITA LUTFITIANA a.k.a PRITA, tmen satu almamaternya Amir, yang sabar bgt, polos,, dan rumahnya sering jadi tempat gw nunggu djemput sambil blajar bareng (actually, she's studying, while I just read her comic, hehe)..

Lalu ada SHALIKA HANUM a.k.a SHALIKUN yang freakin' creative, yg hari pertama aja udah mesmerized us all with her drawing..

Trus ada RACHMA CHAERANI a.k.a RACHMA yang jd sodara -senama blakang- gw.. hohoh0.. Hidup barbar!!

Trus ada DYAH SINTA DWITYA a.k.a SYNCRUT , mantan ketua OSIS smabels yang unik, attractive, and hyperactive, but unfortunately insane.. hwakakakak, ampun Crut..

Trus ada REISKY HANDIKA a.k.a EK-NONG si jenong kribo, suka bgt ngatain orang tp very creative in different way, with his hillarious sense of humor.. yang waktu itu duduk bdua ama SUTAYASA a.k.a SUTA si sipit putih yang ptama ngliat orangnya srius,, tp tnyata he have a break time to kok,, and he is a freakin' helpfull guy,, they became duo slanting eyes, hehehe.. yang ternyata mreka bdua jd jago matematik,, Damn.. i would have myself a pair of slanting eyes if i know that would gave me more abillity in math.. hohoho..

Trus ada PURWINDRO SETIANTO TJOKRODIPO (ups kterusan..) a.k.a PUNGKY (norak ah, pake "I" aja >> PUNGKI) yang bulan ultahnya sama ma gw, thanks to Miss Pur's game,, Cowok bongsor, tnyata axel jg, freakin' freak and amazingly sensitive beyond his body, hehehe..

Ada KURNIAWAN SURYA SUMINAR a.k.a KURNI,, eh bukan deng IWAN.. yang punya masalah dgn menghafal nama orang, suka ktuker2,, trus amazingly talented in basketball game, and have a unpredictable personality.. suka dekil, jorok, like boys do lah.. "cowok lapangan" bgt..

Lalu ada ARIS RAMDHANI a.k.a ARIS,, a "songong"lookin' boy, with "songong" attitude, but if you know him better, you'll tolerate it all,, keadaan yg membuatnya bgitu.. he just an ordinary boy yet genius in music and educational stuff ...

ada KRISNA a.k.a... well.. KRISNA.. A psycho-lookin kinda boy but with a sensitive side or his own.. Geniusly creative and a shockingly caring person.. hehehe,,

Then there was FAHREZA ADITYA NELDY a.k.a ADI, a freak-yet-nice person, sangat bangga dengan ke-Padang-an dan ke-gak jelas-an nya, Baek bgt, ga pilih2 tmen, a sweet guy with a big heart .. Sorry for all the bad things I've done to you ya....

Lalu ada ARYANIE AMELLINA ALFIANTONO a.k.a ANIE yang obsessed with Eminem, tapi lebih cocok obsessed with Agnes Monica.. hwakakakak.. karma..karma.. A nice caring person, attractively panic, a "hippy-happy-hurray" girl (means always look happy), a truly nice friend indeed..

Ada tanteku,, SAFARINA ANINDITA a.k.a DEETA yg ptama kali gw liat dia gw pikir "ni anak mrip banget ma tante gw" .. hihihihi.. tante gw masi muda kok deet, tnang aja.. She's a adorable person with her own perspective of life.. Nice to know you deet!!

Trus ada KAISAR SIREGAR a.k.a ICAL,, maybe this person cocok bgt dgn istilah "kecil2 cabe rawit".. he's a 89'ers (artinya lahir taun 89 gitu..) but his knowledge is beyond his age.. have big mouth, big brain, big ego, ambisius, and unpredictable..

Oy.. ngntuk.. ntar dterusin lagi deh.. maap ya yg blom ksebut, you're all in my head, in my heart, but my eyes and my body just couldn't take it, sorry all.. it's ten o'clock and i have'nt ate dinner...


freaky-freaky me...

Rumah Sakit Umum kok komersil??

Senen (28062004) bokap gw masuk rumah sakit krn serangan jantung (premiere!! pertama kali lo!!, hehe)..

Ptama di RS Jakarta Medical Center di Buncit yg ternyata namanya doang yg keren,, dsana pralatannya kurang lengkap so harus dpindahin lg ke RS yg laen,, disana bokap gw sempet istilahnya "dirawat" padahal tiduran doang di 1 kamar yang,, well,, mnurut gw ga "asik" (iyalah RS gitu, kalo asik namanya Mall..),,

Trus stelah gw mikir2 kok ga asik gini sih tempatnya, gw melihat kblakang dan "tarra!!" ternyata ada 1 bangunan lg, yg notabene gedung baru nan indah dan menawan yang terkesan exklusif soalnya kyk "diumpetin" dblakang gitu..

Oh well..

Trus bokap gw akhirnya dipindain ke RS Ciptomangunkusumo, tdnya mo RSPI tp penuh,, semua RS penuh,, kec RS pertamina yang mahalnya selangit..

ucluk2 naek ambulans, nyampe di cipto di Unit Gawat Darurat yang jauh dr byngan gw..

yah,, sesuai namanya,, memang "gawat' dan "darurat".. no comment deh..

dsana gw pikir bakalan cpet diurusin,, well coz it's "emergency" y'all knw..

but no, it seems like these people gave their attention
first to.. what else.. MONEY..

bayar ini dulu, urus ini dulu,
mondar-mandir dulu,
cek ke lab dulu,
bayar dulu,
bayar dulu,
bayar MULU!!

Nice job doc!!
Now that you're so rich, TAKE CARE OF MY FATHER WILL YA??!!!

yah mungkin emang prosedurnya kyk gitu, but, apakah hal2 kyk gitu ga bisa diurus belakangan?? Knapa sih? takut ga dibayar??? takut pasiennya ntar ngbunuh lo trus lo ga dpt uang asuransi gitu??? ga kbalik tuh..

pikiran kita dulu kan kalo udah di emergency, well, ya lgs di urus..

tp ini.. Masuk ICU aja bayar DP dulu..!!!

untung ga dsuru booking min 2 minggu yg lalu..

Alkisah ada sebuah rumah sakit di datangi oleh satu keluarga...

"Slamat datang di ruang ICU, ada yang bisa saya bantu?"

"Suster, ini sus, serangan jantung.."

"Oh, ibu sudah booking? atas nama siapa?"

"HE? INI PENTING SUS! SERANGAN JANTUNG NEEH!!"

"Maaf, ruangan ini hanya untuk yang sudah memesan, silahkan ibu tunggu di sebelah sana.."

"HIAAAT!!!!! CIATT!!! Brak gedubrak gedubruk Prang!!"

dan semua hidup bahagia selama-lamanya....

Semangat makan menggila!!

Mpret..

Ni badan ga bisa denger kata "liburan" bntar doang..
langsung deh, melampiaskan rasa lapar yang terpendam sekian lama,,
mblendunglah tubuhku..

kmaren gw makan gede 4 kali bo!!!
1 kali lagi dapet jekpot tuh..

kmaren kan rencananya mo nonton bareng nak2 kurusetra di PS alias Playan alias Plaza Senayan..

Dan gw mikirnya dsana kan mahal2 tu, jd gw merencanakan untuk brunch (daelah, sok "brunch", bilang aja sarapan kesiangan)yg banyak dulu drumah,,
jadilah saya makan ayam goreng + sayur 1 mangkok.. ------------- 1 kali..

Trus di PS ternyata yg lain blm pada makan, kan ga enak kalo pisah ndiri, skalian sambil nungguin film mulai, pada makan di wendy's,, ya udah gw mesen juga french fries yg large 1 sambil ngemil2 makanan yg lain, trus di bioskop makanin popcorn nya anita ---------------- 2 kali..

Trus abis nonton, gr2 ada yang dateng nya telat (nglirik dimas ma DE) dan blom pada makan, jadinya makan lagi.. rencananya si ud ga mau makan lagi, krn emang perut rasanya udah penuh,, tp melihat tempat makan btaburan di ps, dan semua menebar wangi semerbak melati (lho ini di food court ato di taman bunga??),, jadilah saya membeli lagi seporsi steak ayam !!---------------------- 3 kali..

Truus ampe rumah ternyata sang ayam goreng enak ada lagi di meja makan,, ya sudahlah,, daripada nganggur, gw makan deh ayamnya 2 -------------- 4 kali aja..

dan hasilnya saya bangun pagi ini dengan sakit perut + kentut2.. dan keluarlah semua ayam yang kumakan kmaren.. huahahahahahahha..

gimana ya,, emang kalo orang sehat kayak gw (yea right) tu lemak ga bisa menetap lama2, paling 1 malem, trus paginya kluar lg deh... huahahahaha..

Addicted (nih ye..)

YOU heard I'm doing ok
But YOU want me to know
You're a dick-
You're addicted to me
YOU can't pretend you don't care
When I don't think about you
Do I think YOU deserve this?

YOU tried to make me happy but I'm left anyway

You're trying to forget that
You're addicted to me
But YOU want it and YOU need it
You're addicted to me
Now it's over
can't forget what I said
and YOU never wanna do this again
Heartbreaker... heartbreaker... heartbreaker

Since the day YOU met me
And after all we've been through
still a dick-
You're addicted to me
YOU think I know that it's true
You'd run a thousand miles to get me
Do I think YOU deserve this?

YOU tried to make me happy
YOU did all that YOU could
Just to keep me
But I left anyway

You're trying to forget that
You're addicted to me
But YOU want it and YOU need it
You're addicted to me
Now it's over
can't forget what I said
and YOU never wanna do this again
Heartbreaker... heartbreaker...

How long will YOU be waiting?
Until the end of time
YOU don't know why you're still waiting
YOU can't make me yours

You're trying to forget that
You're addicted to me
But YOU want it and YOU need it
You're addicted to me
You're trying to forget that
You're addicted to me
But YOU want it and YOU need it
You're addicted to me
Now it's over
can't forget what I said
and YOU never wanna do this again
Heartbreaker... heartbreaker..You’re addicted to me...

heartbreaker...
You're addicted to me...

heartbreaker...
You're addicted to me...
heartbreaker...
You're addicted to me...
heartbreaker...

{hohohoho... hidup narsis.. (n_n)v}
hwahahahaha,, makannya jgn kinky..

Pantesan anaknya kyk bgini...

Setelah ke"..."an bokap gw (ga tau mo nyebutnya apa, takut dosa, hehe) waktu itu, yg berhubungan dgn keanu reeves dan film superman.. (yg blm baca, cari di archive aja)

now..

giliran nyokab gw..

*nyesshh.. duduk pasrah..

Bgini critanya..
Suatu hari, gw skeluarga nglewatin kawasan pondok indah...
dan pondok indah selain dikenal sbagai "kawasan perumahan" dan "kawasan angker" juga dkenal sbagai "kawasan istana" ato "kawasan tempat kompetisi banyak2an duit" melihat rumah2 nya udah kyk istana dgede2 bagong..

Nyokab : "Tuh De liat, rumahnya udah kayak istana, gede banget.."

And as a economy lecturer, pikiran nyokab gw langsung ke arah :

Nyokab : "ckckckck.. abis brapa tu buat bikinnya?? Pasti repot ngurusinnya, Ibu sih walopun dikasih juga ga mau.."

dan nyokap gw brusaha menyembunyikan rasa mupeng nya yang terlanjur terlihat oleh anak2nya..

dan sebagai anak yang berbakti harus meladeni omongan ibunya,, jadi..

Gw : Mana ada lagi orang yang mo ngasi ruma sgede itu?? *sok realistis*

dan nyokap gw masih brusaha menyembunyikan rasa mupeng nya yang terlanjur terlihat oleh anak2nya..

Nyokab : Ya, gara2 Ibu ga mau jd ga ada yang mau ngasih...


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oke, psikologi terbalik kadang2 bagus kok Mom,, really..
Anakmu ini maklum kok..