Semangat makan menggila!!

Mpret..

Ni badan ga bisa denger kata "liburan" bntar doang..
langsung deh, melampiaskan rasa lapar yang terpendam sekian lama,,
mblendunglah tubuhku..

kmaren gw makan gede 4 kali bo!!!
1 kali lagi dapet jekpot tuh..

kmaren kan rencananya mo nonton bareng nak2 kurusetra di PS alias Playan alias Plaza Senayan..

Dan gw mikirnya dsana kan mahal2 tu, jd gw merencanakan untuk brunch (daelah, sok "brunch", bilang aja sarapan kesiangan)yg banyak dulu drumah,,
jadilah saya makan ayam goreng + sayur 1 mangkok.. ------------- 1 kali..

Trus di PS ternyata yg lain blm pada makan, kan ga enak kalo pisah ndiri, skalian sambil nungguin film mulai, pada makan di wendy's,, ya udah gw mesen juga french fries yg large 1 sambil ngemil2 makanan yg lain, trus di bioskop makanin popcorn nya anita ---------------- 2 kali..

Trus abis nonton, gr2 ada yang dateng nya telat (nglirik dimas ma DE) dan blom pada makan, jadinya makan lagi.. rencananya si ud ga mau makan lagi, krn emang perut rasanya udah penuh,, tp melihat tempat makan btaburan di ps, dan semua menebar wangi semerbak melati (lho ini di food court ato di taman bunga??),, jadilah saya membeli lagi seporsi steak ayam !!---------------------- 3 kali..

Truus ampe rumah ternyata sang ayam goreng enak ada lagi di meja makan,, ya sudahlah,, daripada nganggur, gw makan deh ayamnya 2 -------------- 4 kali aja..

dan hasilnya saya bangun pagi ini dengan sakit perut + kentut2.. dan keluarlah semua ayam yang kumakan kmaren.. huahahahahahahha..

gimana ya,, emang kalo orang sehat kayak gw (yea right) tu lemak ga bisa menetap lama2, paling 1 malem, trus paginya kluar lg deh... huahahahaha..

Addicted (nih ye..)

YOU heard I'm doing ok
But YOU want me to know
You're a dick-
You're addicted to me
YOU can't pretend you don't care
When I don't think about you
Do I think YOU deserve this?

YOU tried to make me happy but I'm left anyway

You're trying to forget that
You're addicted to me
But YOU want it and YOU need it
You're addicted to me
Now it's over
can't forget what I said
and YOU never wanna do this again
Heartbreaker... heartbreaker... heartbreaker

Since the day YOU met me
And after all we've been through
still a dick-
You're addicted to me
YOU think I know that it's true
You'd run a thousand miles to get me
Do I think YOU deserve this?

YOU tried to make me happy
YOU did all that YOU could
Just to keep me
But I left anyway

You're trying to forget that
You're addicted to me
But YOU want it and YOU need it
You're addicted to me
Now it's over
can't forget what I said
and YOU never wanna do this again
Heartbreaker... heartbreaker...

How long will YOU be waiting?
Until the end of time
YOU don't know why you're still waiting
YOU can't make me yours

You're trying to forget that
You're addicted to me
But YOU want it and YOU need it
You're addicted to me
You're trying to forget that
You're addicted to me
But YOU want it and YOU need it
You're addicted to me
Now it's over
can't forget what I said
and YOU never wanna do this again
Heartbreaker... heartbreaker..You’re addicted to me...

heartbreaker...
You're addicted to me...

heartbreaker...
You're addicted to me...
heartbreaker...
You're addicted to me...
heartbreaker...

{hohohoho... hidup narsis.. (n_n)v}
hwahahahaha,, makannya jgn kinky..

Pantesan anaknya kyk bgini...

Setelah ke"..."an bokap gw (ga tau mo nyebutnya apa, takut dosa, hehe) waktu itu, yg berhubungan dgn keanu reeves dan film superman.. (yg blm baca, cari di archive aja)

now..

giliran nyokab gw..

*nyesshh.. duduk pasrah..

Bgini critanya..
Suatu hari, gw skeluarga nglewatin kawasan pondok indah...
dan pondok indah selain dikenal sbagai "kawasan perumahan" dan "kawasan angker" juga dkenal sbagai "kawasan istana" ato "kawasan tempat kompetisi banyak2an duit" melihat rumah2 nya udah kyk istana dgede2 bagong..

Nyokab : "Tuh De liat, rumahnya udah kayak istana, gede banget.."

And as a economy lecturer, pikiran nyokab gw langsung ke arah :

Nyokab : "ckckckck.. abis brapa tu buat bikinnya?? Pasti repot ngurusinnya, Ibu sih walopun dikasih juga ga mau.."

dan nyokap gw brusaha menyembunyikan rasa mupeng nya yang terlanjur terlihat oleh anak2nya..

dan sebagai anak yang berbakti harus meladeni omongan ibunya,, jadi..

Gw : Mana ada lagi orang yang mo ngasi ruma sgede itu?? *sok realistis*

dan nyokap gw masih brusaha menyembunyikan rasa mupeng nya yang terlanjur terlihat oleh anak2nya..

Nyokab : Ya, gara2 Ibu ga mau jd ga ada yang mau ngasih...


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oke, psikologi terbalik kadang2 bagus kok Mom,, really..
Anakmu ini maklum kok..